Post by gothicscrybe on Mar 21, 2010 13:30:25 GMT -5
I don't normally post over the weekend (as I told Julie Ann) but being as I entrust nothing to memory any longer (getting old, sucks) I wanted to post this before I forget it...and as busy as I get, that's not difficult to do.
I bought Smokin' Aces last night and all I can say is, if you haven't watched the bonus features, you MUST!!!!
The deleted scenes with the Tremor Brothers is some of the best I have ever seen.
It's a shame that they didn't leave in the extended scene with the Tremor Brothers after they murder Dupree and his men.
Kevin(Jeeves) gets out of the car and sits on the hood and mumbles something about an easy kill or something (I'm hearing impaired - long story short it's neurological (and rare) but it's more of a problem in my brain that my ears so I try to train myself to hear which is what doctors want me to do anyway, so I refuse to watch anything close captioned) so I didn't catch all of it, but what I did catch was that the kill was cleaner than a nun's snatch on Christmas (I think) and I about fell over!
I had to hold my side I was laughing so hard!!! The word "snatch" did come out of Kevin's mouth.
The next part they cut out was a shame because it would have made much more sense. Rather than make it look like Jeeves was pissed that Maury (Lester) was peeing by the car, this would have been better left in.
Chris Pine (Darwin) walks over to Dupree and while he's walking, Lester says that the spirits hadn't vacated yet and so Jeeves needs to shut up.
Kevin in full Jeeves attitude, stands up and wiggles his butt and says "Them spirits can kiss my Chinese ass, homosexual."
Then Lester points his finger at Jeeves and says, "You 'aint no goddamned Chinese!"
That's when Lester jumps on Jeeves and they fight. I swear, I laughed so hard I about gave myself stomach cramps...first to see Kevin wiggling his butt at Maury and then Maury screaming at him that he's not Chinese was nearly too much.
Then they show a different angle of Darwin talking to Dupree and in the background you see Kevin slamming Maury, holding him in his arms, one arm under his head and neck and one arm under his legs and slamming him to the hood of the car three times.
Combine all that with Darwin pulling at his crotch (numerous times) when he gets out of the car and walks over to Dupree and you'll not be able to breathe you'll laugh so hard.
They really needed to leave those scenes in, just to show how ultimately white trash the Tremor Brothers are. Ha ha!
There is a cute outtake of Kevin on the ground convulsing as the chainsaw cuts through him and the blood spraying all over him.
He takes it in good nature and laughs at the end of the scene.
Oh and if all else fails, you HAVE to see Maury, Chris and Kevin (acting as full Tremor Brothers) in their interview when they explain who they are and what they do in the movie.
Kevin's faux Southern accent is a riot and his using the "f" word is too funny!
These scenes alone were worth the cost of the video.
I bought Smokin' Aces last night and all I can say is, if you haven't watched the bonus features, you MUST!!!!
The deleted scenes with the Tremor Brothers is some of the best I have ever seen.
It's a shame that they didn't leave in the extended scene with the Tremor Brothers after they murder Dupree and his men.
Kevin(Jeeves) gets out of the car and sits on the hood and mumbles something about an easy kill or something (I'm hearing impaired - long story short it's neurological (and rare) but it's more of a problem in my brain that my ears so I try to train myself to hear which is what doctors want me to do anyway, so I refuse to watch anything close captioned) so I didn't catch all of it, but what I did catch was that the kill was cleaner than a nun's snatch on Christmas (I think) and I about fell over!
I had to hold my side I was laughing so hard!!! The word "snatch" did come out of Kevin's mouth.
The next part they cut out was a shame because it would have made much more sense. Rather than make it look like Jeeves was pissed that Maury (Lester) was peeing by the car, this would have been better left in.
Chris Pine (Darwin) walks over to Dupree and while he's walking, Lester says that the spirits hadn't vacated yet and so Jeeves needs to shut up.
Kevin in full Jeeves attitude, stands up and wiggles his butt and says "Them spirits can kiss my Chinese ass, homosexual."
Then Lester points his finger at Jeeves and says, "You 'aint no goddamned Chinese!"
That's when Lester jumps on Jeeves and they fight. I swear, I laughed so hard I about gave myself stomach cramps...first to see Kevin wiggling his butt at Maury and then Maury screaming at him that he's not Chinese was nearly too much.
Then they show a different angle of Darwin talking to Dupree and in the background you see Kevin slamming Maury, holding him in his arms, one arm under his head and neck and one arm under his legs and slamming him to the hood of the car three times.
Combine all that with Darwin pulling at his crotch (numerous times) when he gets out of the car and walks over to Dupree and you'll not be able to breathe you'll laugh so hard.
They really needed to leave those scenes in, just to show how ultimately white trash the Tremor Brothers are. Ha ha!
There is a cute outtake of Kevin on the ground convulsing as the chainsaw cuts through him and the blood spraying all over him.
He takes it in good nature and laughs at the end of the scene.
Oh and if all else fails, you HAVE to see Maury, Chris and Kevin (acting as full Tremor Brothers) in their interview when they explain who they are and what they do in the movie.
Kevin's faux Southern accent is a riot and his using the "f" word is too funny!
These scenes alone were worth the cost of the video.