Post by Julie Ann on Mar 17, 2010 4:08:46 GMT -5
I have a few favorite lines that Kevin had from various movies.
Wild Hogs:
"Those assholes got balls."
"I'm gonna put um' in my mouth and chew on um'!"
"You're gonna put what in your mouth?!"
"You expect me to pay for this piss warm beer? Here, you can have it back."
"Yeah, if we drink piss, we drink it cold!"
"What?!"
"Ow, ow! You hit my helmet. Are you okay, man? You hurt your hand?"
"That actually really hurt."
"Oh my God, this is so cool! This is so cool!"
Greener Mountains:
"Okay, quiz me on Manhattan geography."
"Where is the Statue Of Liberty?"
(JP smacks Three-toe on the forehead with a book)
"That's not nice!"
"Calm down."
Mystery, Alaska:
"Sorry, Johnny."
"Don't say you're sorry."
"Okay. (Laughs) Sorry."
"Tree, am I a big guy?"
"Yeah, Johnny."
"No, look. See, you're the big guy and we need you to start playing like a big guy. Okay? Are you a big guy? "
"Yes, Johnny."
"Common, say it. Say it!"
"I'm a big guy!"
"Okay!"
"Okay!"
"Okay, now hit me."
"I don't want to hit you, Johnny."
"Common, Tree. Hit me!"
"(Laughs) Johnny."
"(Hitting him with the hockey stick) I'm not Johnny! I'm a New York Ranger. Hit me!"
"Stop it!"
"You look like the back end of a moose, Sasquatch!"
(Tree pushes him over)
"Just like that, Tree."
Hostage Hotel:
"(Walks up to the lady) Ca- Can I have some gum?"
"What?"
"Gum? You have some gum in your purse."
"Sure. You can have some gum, yeah."
"It- It's good you listen to your momma. I- I don't have a momma."
"I'm sorry."
"(Holds up pack of gum) You want some gum?"
Walking Tall
"Screw you both. I do have a bit of information for you. It's not just me actually, there's a whole lot of people in this one."
"Spit it out."
"You're gonna get hurt. (Barks at Jay and Chris)"
"(Jay laughs) What an idiot."
3:10 To Yuma
"Gonna hang me in the mornin'. A'fore the night is done. Gonna hang me in the mornin'. I'll never see the sun."
"I suppose it 's too much to ask for a little quiet."
"Well, the way I figured it, I'd be asleep in my own bed if it weren't for you. So if I gotta be up, well then, your damn well gonna be up with me to, Ben Wade."
"Gonna hang me in the mornin'. A'fore the night is done. Gonna hang me in the mornin'. I'll never see the sun."
Wild Hogs:
"Those assholes got balls."
"I'm gonna put um' in my mouth and chew on um'!"
"You're gonna put what in your mouth?!"
"You expect me to pay for this piss warm beer? Here, you can have it back."
"Yeah, if we drink piss, we drink it cold!"
"What?!"
"Ow, ow! You hit my helmet. Are you okay, man? You hurt your hand?"
"That actually really hurt."
"Oh my God, this is so cool! This is so cool!"
Greener Mountains:
"Okay, quiz me on Manhattan geography."
"Where is the Statue Of Liberty?"
(JP smacks Three-toe on the forehead with a book)
"That's not nice!"
"Calm down."
Mystery, Alaska:
"Sorry, Johnny."
"Don't say you're sorry."
"Okay. (Laughs) Sorry."
"Tree, am I a big guy?"
"Yeah, Johnny."
"No, look. See, you're the big guy and we need you to start playing like a big guy. Okay? Are you a big guy? "
"Yes, Johnny."
"Common, say it. Say it!"
"I'm a big guy!"
"Okay!"
"Okay!"
"Okay, now hit me."
"I don't want to hit you, Johnny."
"Common, Tree. Hit me!"
"(Laughs) Johnny."
"(Hitting him with the hockey stick) I'm not Johnny! I'm a New York Ranger. Hit me!"
"Stop it!"
"You look like the back end of a moose, Sasquatch!"
(Tree pushes him over)
"Just like that, Tree."
Hostage Hotel:
"(Walks up to the lady) Ca- Can I have some gum?"
"What?"
"Gum? You have some gum in your purse."
"Sure. You can have some gum, yeah."
"It- It's good you listen to your momma. I- I don't have a momma."
"I'm sorry."
"(Holds up pack of gum) You want some gum?"
Walking Tall
"Screw you both. I do have a bit of information for you. It's not just me actually, there's a whole lot of people in this one."
"Spit it out."
"You're gonna get hurt. (Barks at Jay and Chris)"
"(Jay laughs) What an idiot."
3:10 To Yuma
"Gonna hang me in the mornin'. A'fore the night is done. Gonna hang me in the mornin'. I'll never see the sun."
"I suppose it 's too much to ask for a little quiet."
"Well, the way I figured it, I'd be asleep in my own bed if it weren't for you. So if I gotta be up, well then, your damn well gonna be up with me to, Ben Wade."
"Gonna hang me in the mornin'. A'fore the night is done. Gonna hang me in the mornin'. I'll never see the sun."